Why You Should Hire Me from Christine Borden on Vimeo.
Lyrics:
Resumes aren’t working
And cover letters don’t go too far
So here’s why you should hire me
In a song for HR
I make a mean cappuccino
I’ll always grace the dancefloor
I’ve read every single Shakespeare play
Except for, like, three or four
I know a pony from a horse
I once was in Playboy
I impersonate people really well
I’ll help you find a sex toy
This is why you should hire me
I’ve got lots of skills
(unmarketable)
But I promise I’ll do you well
Do you have a position to fill?
Do you have a position to fill?
I flirt with everyone I know
I can do Mac or PC
Je peux parler francais
But not fluently
I have a Twitter and a Tumblr
I type pretty fast
I’m not afraid to try things out
I’ll tell you about my juicy past
This is why you should hire me
I’ve got lots of skills
(unmarketable)
But I promise I’ll do you well
Do you have a position to fill?
Do you have a position to fill?
Do you have a position to fill?
